Canadian data centre · Beauharnois, QC

Game servers that don't
lie about the specs.

Valheim and Project Zomboid — pre-tuned, real CPU published upfront, hosted in Canada. We over-spec every server so your players stay at 20 TPS.

Two games. Both at peak right now.

We launch with the games that have players looking for servers today — not games we hope will pop next quarter.

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🔥 1.0 launches Sept 9

Valheim

Version 1.0 drops September 9 with full console crossplay and PS5 / Switch 2 support. Console players can't self-host — they need a server on day one.

Entry RAM 4 GB
Players/server Up to 10
Data centre Beauharnois, QC
DDoS protection Game-protocol
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↑ ATH peak Aug 2026

Project Zomboid

Build 42.20 just went stable with a server-side inventory overhaul — B41 saves don't carry over, so communities are rebuilding servers right now. That's your window.

Entry RAM 6 GB
Players/server Up to 32
Data centre Beauharnois, QC
Restart schedule Auto (mem leak)

Live in under two minutes.

Pick your plan, pay, connect. No config files to touch, no ports to open — it's already done.

1

Pick your game and plan

Choose Valheim or Project Zomboid, pick a tier that fits your group size. Sponsored tier is free — no card required.

2

We provision it instantly

Your server spins up on dedicated hardware in Beauharnois QC. Pre-tuned settings come with it — Aikar's flags, view distance, restart schedule, all done.

3

Share the IP, start playing

You get a server address and a panel login. Invite your friends, set a password, done. We handle hardware, updates, and backups.

Simple pricing. No surprises.

All plans run on the same hardware — Ryzen 5 3600X in Beauharnois QC. The only difference is RAM allocation and whether your server sleeps when empty.

Beta: all plans free during testing — help us stress the node
Sponsored
$0 /mo
4 GB RAM
  • Sleeps after 10 min idle
  • One sponsor line on wake screen
  • Daily backups
  • Game DDoS protection
  • Always-on uptime
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Standard
$9 /mo CAD
6 GB RAM
  • Sleeps after 30 min idle
  • No ads
  • Daily backups
  • Game DDoS protection
  • Always-on uptime
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Always-On Plus
$24 /mo CAD
10 GB RAM
  • Never sleeps
  • No ads
  • Daily backups
  • Game DDoS protection
  • Priority support queue
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What we actually do differently.

Not marketing copy. Specific things with specific reasons.

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We publish the real CPU

Ryzen 5 3600X, 6 cores / 12 threads, 4.4 GHz boost — not "high performance multi-core." Every review that says "13 TPS with 15 players" is a host that oversold CPU. We never oversell it.

Pre-tuned from day one

Aikar's flags, view-distance 8, sim-distance 6, Chunky pregeneration for new maps, and scheduled restarts for PZ's memory leak. A tuned server handles 40–50 players at 20 TPS where an untuned one struggles at 15.

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Game DDoS, not volumetric

OVH's Game DDoS protection understands game protocols — it doesn't just block volume floods, it filters at the application layer. Competitors' "DDoS protection" is generic scrubbing.

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Honest support hours

We reply within 2 hours during our window, not "24/7" from a template bot. Evenings and weekends, Eastern Time. The window is published so you know exactly when to expect a human.

Real hours. Real responses.

We're a one-person operation — no outsourced ticket queue, no bots pretending to be humans. You get a direct answer during our window, and an auto-response that actually tells you when to expect one outside it.

Weekdays 6 pm – 10 pm ET
Saturday 10 am – 8 pm ET
Sunday 12 pm – 6 pm ET
Target first response Under 2 hours

Server crashes outside these hours? Automated restarts handle the most common causes. If yours doesn't recover, it'll be in our queue first thing when the window opens.

Two ways in.

Discord for quick questions and community. Email for billing, refunds, and anything account-related.